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8/20/2014

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How To Cross

1.     Get a tape of British soccer.

2.     Keep your eyes open – it shouldn’t be too hard – for that thing called a “cross.” Wait a minute! It should’ve just happened. If you missed it, don’t worry, they occur at a rate of 7.2 gigabytes (or 3.6 yottabytes, depending whether it’s a weekend or holiday) of recurrence, per every atomic minute of duration, according to the labs of Keegan-Keegan-Lalas & Agoos.

3.     Whatever cross they’re attempting, it usually hits the other team first.

4.     Do not cross the ball.

5.     Never ever.

6.     Soccer players should know better than to randomly cross the ball.

7.     This is assuming soccer players have an IQ higher than the accumulated jersey numbers of a starting team.

8.     Many soccer players have insisted they are, “Not not smart.”

9.     Yes, there are teams that follow England’s patented trait to over-cross the ball, and walk around convinced that corner kicks are more important than common sense.

10. None of these teams have won a World Cup. 

5 Comments
Chris
8/22/2014 02:57:26 am

Funny, true, funny

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steve
8/22/2014 08:50:09 am

different from in the moment. funny stuff!

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Brian
9/9/2014 08:22:13 am

LOL

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rachel
10/21/2014 07:07:25 am

:) funny

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brenda
12/16/2014 06:16:44 am

liked one and five

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