Now here’s a situation where I’m clearly winning, but the computer says no. Apparently the rules of chess say no. I say yes. I say change the damn rules! But I digress. I’m not here to get angry, throw a temper tantrum – no. I’m ready for Carlsen and they, instead, throw the rules at me. They being a computer, of course. A computer trained in the ways of stomping all over someone’s online chess dreams. A computer trained in outright heresy. A computer that needs to be overthrown. I’m gonna go watch Tron now.