The shirt Derek Zoolander could've worn to the "after after" party, mistaking it for a marathon advertisement. Simple, elegant, one word.
Tim Gunn, "Everybody, I have returned from Iran, on paid leave by the Shah of Persia, who conscripted me to design this divine piece. It's made of the finest, rarest, most delicate silk with imported Egyptian fiber cotton soaked in the Nile for seventy-two hours, hand-delivered by camelback...who am I kidding? It's just a T-shirt."